Evictions and an Apology to Rooster & Chickenkind of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Evictions and an Apology to Rooster & Chickenkind of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Yesterday we mentioned a crime waiting to happen. But before that crime can occur the Great and Powerful Rooster’s newest follower is to let Rooster know when he sees the Undesirable Neighbours leave for points unknown. Then Rooster can search the property for surveillance devices. Once it has been determined that there are no devices the crime can proceed at a date yet to be determined.

So, our deepest apologies to the Great and Powerful Rooster and all the chickens of Fernbrook Resort Freelton for doing you such a grievous injustice as missing that crucial point.

But that got us to talking, i.e. what we would do if we had a surveillance device? I would choose my moments to use it. And those moments would be based on past incidents day/hour of previous trespasses. As well I would change the placement of the device(s). Every time I used them. But that’s just us. If we did that we would see that Rooster’s favorite tricks include tying up wind chimes. To frequently knock down house numbers. And to enter your garden shed, remove something small and innocuous and then toss it on the ground where you’ll see it. Nothing’s missing but you know someone’s been rooting through your stuff. Even if you didn’t have a camera. But if you did… then there’s no question.

And Rooster’s favorite times?  

The diary of criminal acts clearly shows that during seasonal weather He really likes the early AM hours of Monday and Thursday. Year round His favorite times are unquestionably Friday and Saturday nights. His dog walking friends however prefer weekdays between 9 and 11:45 AM.

Knowing this you would place surveillance devices according to these predilections. But not always. Chicken’s aren’t always consistent. But it’s not rocket science. And all other times tings remain tucked away out of sight.

Now, as to a loss of residency or eviction, it seems that many of the chickens are fed up with Undesirable Neighbours. Claiming that “we’re harassing and bullying our neighbours but instead of curling up in a ball and crying they’re making fun of us by posting stories about our childish bullying antics on the internet”.

Making them feel bad about themselves no doubt. Poor babies. (Though we haven’t found any such tales on the internet. And if any reader does see these stories please drop us a line and let us know.)   

Anyway the Forces of Chicken are going to seriously go to work to get the Undesirable Neighbours turfed from Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Now, the only way we can see a resident initiated eviction is by a petition to management/ownership. And management could choose to proceed. Or else opt to laugh at the residents for following a large chicken like creature or Rooster.

Now again, if management were to proceed they would have to show just cause. And if I were the subject of the petition I would ask for a copy of the petition. Which they would have to provide. Then I would crack out the popcorn and watch some of Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s funniest home videos with them seated right next to me and my counselor. Next I would ask them if they still wanted to proceed. The ball would be in  their court.

And you’re probably wondering – if you have evidence of harrassment why not do something now? If you’re innocent, wait until you’re falsely accused, then show irrefutable evidence of harrassement/bullying  AND that the accusers are lying… then any claims they have become completely meritless.    

FINALLY, after years of this neverending story of harassment and bullying blog non Fernbrook Resort Freelton residents may get the idea that there are no nice people here. That’s wrong.

There are many great people here.

Some of the best you’ll ever meet.

But then there are those who go out of there way to be mean. People who stan up and show you their backside just because it makes them feel good. People who you give and give and give time to but when you ask for a little time in return ‘oh, we’re too busy’. Then they ask for more.  People who say friends help friends. But they’re only friends when they need something. People who claim  they've done so much for another who has given them nothing in return. When in reality they've done little. And done that little badly. People who take stuff and promise to pay – but never pay. And people you pay to fix stuff, but they don’t. 

These are the chickens of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

The above paragraph of people represent less than 10% of Fernbrook Resort’s population. Unfortunately they have the capacity to influence 60% of the Fernbrook population.

So the Fernbrook Resort Freelton Great Chicken War survives for another year.

And it’s going to be a dirty summer.

Because in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Undesirable Neighbours are considered to be those who help others, those who try to tidy or improve properties, those who donate decorations and resources to the clubhouse, those who donate games to the games shed.  

We’re choosing sides. And we’re siding with the Undesirables over the Chickens of Fernbrook Resort Freelton in the Fernbrook Resort Freelton Great Chicken War.

The quickest way to win a war is to cut the head off of the opposing side’s leader. 

So this isn’t just going to be a dirty summer – it’s also going to be a bloody one.