Human Chicken War Looming at Fernbrook Resort Freelton (Part II)

Human Chicken War Looming at Fernbrook Resort Freelton (Part II)

Well, here’s the latest scuttlebutt from the nation the world knows as Fernbrook Resort.

Allegedly Rooster and Rhode Island Red have been complaining to the Lord Mayor’s Office about a certain property. That it’s an eyesore, that the yard is a mess, that the house is full of trash and so on.

There are lots of properties in the tiny nation that could use some spit and polish. Weed filled yards. Eaves trough hanging. Unkempt lots. Plants growing in the eaves. You get the picture. But they only complained about one property. All the other trash filled garbage strewn properties of Fernbrook Resort are just fine with them.

Allegedly again the property under criticism has cleaned up a tad.

And Rhode Island Red’s alleged lament? "We are going to look so stupid [for complaining]!"

And Rooster’s alleged response voiced in a group setting, "We should all go over there and mess it up."

But of course no one took him up on it.

And Rhode Island Red’s alleged rejoinder later that evening "We can’t do anything now… they’ll know it was us."

"We’ll get kids to do it." Rooster is alleged to have indicated (precedent for this: http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/search?q=fagin)

"Well just don’t get our kids involved."

So it looks like the human chicken was predicted previously (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/08/human-chicken-war-looming-at-fernbrook.html) may soon draw nigh and the Boston Tea Party of this conflict will be a garden variety attack if it indeed does take place.