NEW Stephen King Announces Gothic Horror Tale to be set in Fernbrook Resort Freelton

NEW Stephen King Announces Gothic Horror Tale to be set in Fernbrook Resort Freelton

The Coop of Gallus Domesticus

Stephen King announced to his many fans today that he was putting the finishing touches on a ‘Trailer Park’ Gothic Horror story to be tentatively titled: The Coop of Gallus Domesticus.

Cock: The main character in King's new novel

To be set at Freelton’s Fernbrook Mobile Home Resort the book has a George Orwell Animal Farm flavour with all the major characters being modeled on animals.

"Originally I was just going to have a book filled with animals that mooed and barked and crowed."

And that’s scary?

George orwell - denies having read the works of Dr. Suess 

"I thought so. But it made it hard for the reader to follow the plot. So I did a major revision of the dialogue… substituting human speech for animal sounds. "

"Nothing is scarier than talking animals," declared Mr. King, "Except for devious talking animals. Or a horrible pair of boobs."

King confirmed that his new opus had exactly two horrible boobs in it.

When asked if he was ripping off Orwell in respect of the talking animals King replied, "Maybe Orwell ripped off Dr. Suess… because Suess had talking cats and elephants and crap like that long before Orwell. I’m going to make Orwell’s farm look like a family owned petting zoo… my animals would scare the feathers off of a chicken. Orwell couldn’t scare the smell from a monkey."



A very ticked off Stephen King

Then the author stood up and angrily declared the interview to be over.