The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?

The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?



Typical reaction to horrible pair of boobs
when sighted at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

These aren’t your garden variety boobs… they’re the kind of boobs you wouldn’t want to see in your garden. Or in anybody else’s for that matter.




A  shocked Chardonnay Souffle

"They are horrible," moaned Chardonnay Souffle.



Holly Bodywash 'refunding' a recent meal

"I’m bulimic and I still lost my lunch after seeing them," confirmed Holly Bodywash soon after a noonday meal consisting of half a Ritz cracker and a thimbleful of water..








Brooke Streamington

"When I saw them (the boobs) I turned and ran," admitted paraplegic beauty Brooke Streamington.






A visibly shaken Hugh Hefner

"I never saw a boob I didn’t like," said Hugh Hefner candidly, "but when I saw this pair I screamed like a six year old school girl."









The pair of boobs in question are comparables to the mean girls in a Lindsay Lohan movie. Except in this case one of the girls is a metro. But otherwise it’s an accurate comparison.

They are adults (sic) who carry on like Fernbrook Resort is their own personal high school. And they act like they are the Prom King and the Prom Queen of Fernbrook Resort. They rule the roost. So they’re above question. Because they are Fernbrook Resort royalty. The King and Queen of Fernbrook Resort.

And they can and do act this way because they are much much smarter than everyone else. So they can manipulate everyone else. Without anyone else being the wiser.

Including you.

Including me.

I don’t know which is worse… that they don’t realize what a horrible pair of thoughtless bullying boobs they’ve become.

Or that others don’t have the backbone to stand up to them and tell them what a horrible pair of boobs they really are.

But there are no other words for it… they are most definitely the most horrible pair of boobs in all of Freelton’s Fernbrook Resort.