Some Cheep Cheep Cheaping at Fernbrook Resort Freelton?

Some Cheep Cheep Cheaping at Fernbrook Resort Freelton?

This tale was captured by Croatian émigré Mike Prabolic a new citizen of Fernbrook Resort. ‘Mini-Mic’ as he likes to be called is identifiable by a pair of big ears and penchant for listening attentively to the words of others.

Fernbrook Resort citizen Mike Prabolic

And, following, is a conversation Mike is alleged to have captured during the weekend’s eviction party. (An eviction party is a premature party held by some citizens and some in the bureaucracy to celebrate the future revocation of citizenship of a member of the Fernbrook Resort nation.)

Allegedly everybody’s favorite Hen was complaining about some cheap neighbours. "They’re so cheap cheep cheap, she cheeped to a friend, "that they refused to pay their electricalicity bill in full. Ur ur ur ur urrrrrrrrrr….." she crowed before she tucked her head under her wing and fell fast asleep.

Fernbrook Resort's favorite Hen

And as it turned out, this tale of cheapness is true.

The bureaucracy of the nation of Fernbrook Resort has recently begun billing its citizens for their use of electricity. However when a citizen goes to pay, some have been overbilled. As an example, if the total bill equaled $130 the bureaucracy might errantly collect $150… and they would too… if you didn’t check your billing that is. So all Fernbrook Resort citizens, (especially those who have pre paid their electric bills), should check their totals and cash accounts for accuracy.

Though according to our Hen, if someone refuses to overpay a bill, to pay money they don’t owe, then they’re cheap. So if you’re not cheap then don’t check.

Another thing, this is the first time I have ever heard Ol Henny cheeping in support of the Fernbrook Resort bureaucracy. Always her and her significant other gripe and complain about how bad the state of the nation is.

And this incident also raises other and more serious questions… how did our Hen learn the name and the specifics of other citizens personal dealings with the Fernbrook Resort bureaucracy? Because she admitted being told the tale by an unnamed other.

If the bureaucracy of Fernbrook Resort is revealing the personal matters of one citizen with another (or Red is doing so), this is a breach of personal privacy.

An invasion of one's privacy could raise one or more of the following claims in tort law:

1. Intrusion of Solitude

2. Appropriation of Name or Likeness

3. Public Disclosure of Private Facts

4. False Light

The law does allow for civil lawsuits for the claim of invasion of privacy. (That means you won’t go to jail… but it’ll cost ya.)

Oh, and one more thing, congratulations to Rhode Island Red for taking up martial arts, boxing and/or kickboxing. Now she can stand up and fight for phonics. And everybody else that’s being threatened by bullies.

Satan enjoying his work 

 

And of course we had to get a comment from Satan: Stated Satan, "Maybe they’re right… maybe this electricity stuff really is evil… Out, damned electricity! Out, I say… Fie, my lord, fie… Ha ha ha ha ha, I’m just yanking your chain… truthfully I just can’t get enough of electricity… I only wish Ben Franklin had invented it sooner…"