Hilarious Fernbrook Resort Freelton Mafia Engages in Feces Throwing Tactics

Hilarious Fernbrook Resort Freelton Mafia Engages in Feces Throwing Tactics

The feces throwing has returned to Fernbrook Resort Freelton… but we all had a good laugh over it this time

I was talking to my neighbors and they had the most curious story to relate. Apparently they had spent the day working hard to clean up their property. And the next morning when they went out side someone had deposited some logs of dog feces in a very noticeable spot on their freshly minted and tidy yard.

Moderately aged feces delivered by
Fernbrook Resort's Mafia

At first they thought a stray had stopped by to deposit its business. But on closer inspection the feces was hard and blackened… like it had been out in the sun for a couple of days. Meaning that someone must have placed it there. After they had just spent the entire day cleaning up.

Being new neighbors I gave them the 911 on the Fernbrook Resort Mafia… of which they were completely unawares. If you try to clean up your property and make it tidier than theirs I warned them, then the Fernbrook Resort Feces Mafia will deposit dog feces on your property – as a warning to stop tidying up.

OR ELSE!

The Horrible Boobs Mafia
in their Feces-Deliveringmobile? 

Well, they declared, that is just about the stupidest type of Mafia that they’d ever heard of. Trying to intimidate people by throwing feces onto their property. Who would run such a stupid anti-tidiness intimidation ring… some horrible pair of boobs they asked?

The intimidating Rooster Mafia of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

I replied that it might be a pair of horrible boobs… or it might be a giant chicken… a rooster perhaps.

Then we all had a good loud laugh.

Because who doesn’t laugh at chickens.

Or horrible boobs.