Sunday, April 30, 2017

An Evaluation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Resident’s Grasp on Reality or Lack Thereof



An Evaluation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Resident’s Grasp on Reality or Lack Thereof

In light of recent posts to this blog Fernbrook Resort Freelton resident’s have almost unanimously decided that certain residents need a mental evaluation. And they have been quite candid and quite public when saying so.

The reason for the suggested mental evaluation is that they have decided that the bullying, harassment, vexatious behavior etc. etc. has all been fabricated. And what has really disturbed them is the claim of indecent exposure. ‘We know this person, they would never do that, therefore the complainant is mental.’ This despite the fact that the individual has previously indecently exposed themselves and admitted to it to friends.

But let us look at the events as a whole rather than just concentrate on one specific incident. The options are this:

1)  That the Undesirable Neighbours are not being constantly harassed etc.
Every single incident has been imagined or else misinterpreted. That would mean that the Undesirables do have some sort of mental issues. And that they are publicly cataloging and publishing these imagined events on the internet as a public plea for personal help.

But if this is true, events are imagined, the question to ask is why do some Fernbrook residents believe that these ‘imagined events’ are specifically about them? If I read a story about an unnamed resident of Fernbrook Resort Freelton committing a dastardly deed would I immediately think that the story was about me? No. Unless the unnamed individual in the story was me. Because only a person guilty of some secret crime would have an issue with the story. So if the event never happened and they were not named why are they acting guilty? I can’t answer that question.

2)  The Undesirable Neighbours are being constantly harassed by one or more Fernbrook Residents.
This does not mean that they do not have mental problems. But if physical evidence exists such as dog faeces or vandalism then that would be proof. But if you were to complain to Fernbrook management or the police what would or could they do? Nothing. Unless you saw the event unfold. You could even have digital captures from surveillance and the police could say they’re not clear enough to proceed or obtain a conviction.

So how does an Undesirable Neighbour protect themselves against harassment etc. etc. by a large and determined group of sane Fernbrook Resort Freelton residents?

Every time an incident of harassment, vandalism, theft, vexatious behavior or threat occurs then a record (sometimes a quasi-humorous record) is made. When the event is a past event such as vandalism or indecent exposure all you can do is make a record that it occurred. But let’s say the event is a future event i.e. ‘I’m going to poison the Undesirable Neighbour’s water supply with an untraceable heart medication’ or ‘I’m going to rob the Undesirable Neighbour’s home’ or something else – you can’t complain to the police because it’s a he said/she said complaint. One side against the other who’s word do you take? But if a record is made of a threat and then after the record is made the threat is realized, something can be done. Or, alternately, as Rooster and His friends read this blog, it acts as a deterrent. So the threat, if actually intended, has been neutralized.

As we just said, Rooster is clearly aware of this blog and that may be why He and His Hen (and their followers) loudly utter certain threats. Not because they plan to carry them out. But because they know that they will be published for all Fernbrook Resort to read. Then they can deny them and say that the Undesirable Neighbours are crazy and that it is they that are being victimized.

And this tactic seems to be working quite well for them.     

Because it allows them to continue harassing and acting like a pair of juveniles while gaining the sympathy and support of Fernbrook Resort as a whole. We like these people therefore they can’t be doing these things. We don’t like their accusers so they must be stupid and mental and liars. People at Fernbrook Resort don’t judge others by the content of their character but by how much they like them. If we like them they are good and smart. If we don’t like them they are evil and dumb. I stopped judging people that way in kindergarten. I knew from an early age that ‘good’ people can lie. And that ‘bad’ people can be smart. Because these qualities are all mutually exclusive. They have no bearing on one another.

I have no idea what is the matter with the residents of Fernbrook Resort Freelton. If they don’t like a person they will believe any lie told about that person, that they’re into child pornography, that they’re a racist, a homosexual, a thief, anything. On utterance. Without any qualification. Yet if they like a person that person can steal, harass, indecently expose themselves, anything. And it will be instantly dismissed.

The greater majority of the residents of Fernbrook Resort Freelton act like they are good. But that’s all it is. An act. There is little or no real goodness in their hearts.

My experience is that Fernbrook is a place where the height of adult behavior is to harass others through daily doses of dog shit on their lawns. A place where the greater majority of the people don’t think twice about saying something mean or thoughtless. Stealing or vandalizing or trespassing or harassing. A place where they don’t let the facts interfere with the truth. A place where they have their hands out for a handout. Yet when you ask for some assistance. Nothing. A place where I feel sorry for the employees who have to clean up all the thoughtless messes of the residents and listen to all the ceaseless complaints. But at least they get to go home at night. 

So does all this mean that the Undesirable Neighbours and their supporters are not crazy?

No. It does not.

But if they are… maybe it just means that they have company.

A lot of company.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Tensions Escalate and a Retaliatory Threat by the Undesirables in the Fernbrook Resort Freelton Great Chicken War

Tensions Escalate and a Retaliatory Threat by the Undesirables in the Fernbrook Resort Freelton Great Chicken War
The Forces of Chicken practicing assault tactics

In yesterday’s blog the Forces of Chicken loudly plotted to pick an Undesirable Neighbour’s locked home and seize valuables They also made loud plans to loot any other outbuilding in the vicinity.

But there’s more.

In Fernbrook Resort Freelton everyone must bow to the Great and Powerful Rooster. Or else.

The Forces of Chicken and their leader the Great and Powerful Rooster have also loudly declared that they plan to find the author(s) of the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton blog, this blog, break into their home, steal their personal computer, get the password for the blog and then erase the blog in its entirety.

What caused this?
"Boo hoo hoo I purposely did something stupid and now I'm embarassed by my actions," sobbed Red 

Rhode Island Red indecently exposed herself to the Undesirable Neighbours (AGAIN). The Undesirable Neighbours made that fact known to the author(s) of this blog. Rhode Island Red than ran crying to lock picker’s wife. Lock picker’s wife gave her permission for her lock picker husband to also pick the lock on this trailer and steal this personal computer solely so that this blog could be erased.

We're guessing that Rhode Island Red may have lied to lock picker’s wife in order to get her assent. But as everyone in Fernbrook knows that Rhode Island Red previously paraded around topless in front of the Undesirable Neighbour it is hard to fathom why she would believe Red. But I guess friends always help friends. Even when they lie to your face. That’s why no one ever helps the Undesirables. Other than me of course. Because they are unusually truthful.
          
So the author(s) of this blog along with the Undesirable Neighbours have quickly put our heads together and come up with this plan.

"Ha ha, I'm a chicken but my crocodile tears can fool anyone!" triumphed Red

If one of these things comes true, any theft, a break in, the primary blog disappears… Instead of one blog about Fernbrook Resort Freelton soon there will be two and five and ten and perhaps more blogs. Whenever we feel like starting a new blog… we will. But we won’t stop there. We’ll post stories to newsgroups, to mobile home forums, to vacation park forums, to home realtor websites, to sites like kijiji personals, craigslist, twitter, reddit, snapchat and so on. About what goes on here in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Bullying. Harassment. Turd Terrorism. Thefts. Vandalism. Malicious Gossip. Slander. Everything.

Every time someone searches Fernbrook Resort they will also turn up something about Bullying. Harassment. Turd Terrorism. Thefts. Vandalism. Malicious Gossip. Slander. But it won’t be lies that are posted. Only the horrible truth.

Every pa rent will be embarrassed to say they live in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Because the internet will gush with the ugly truth about Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Is a bell tolling? Because if a bell tolls, it will toll for every Tom, every Martin and every other name found in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Fernbrook Resort Freelton can petition the author(s) of this blog all they want. Sign on and they will be signing a warrant to their own demise.

The War is on.




Friday, April 28, 2017

In Fernbrook Resort Freelton the Chickens are now Running the Asylum in the Great Chicken War




In Fernbrook Resort Freelton the Chickens are now Running the Asylum in the Great Chicken War

"Ha Ha," the Great and Powerful Rooster laughed, "we're running the asylum, we're running the asylum!"

No doubt you’ve run across the phrase ‘the inmates are running the asylum’? Well, if the Great and Powerful Rooster’s claims are true He is now running Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Though unofficially. Yes, the chickens are running the asylum that is Fernbrook Resort.

For new readers the Great and Powerful Rooster is the overly large and pot bellied chicken with a head covered in pubic hair who has been harassing so-called Undesirable Neighbours. For many years. And His Highness has had a lot of help from His friends in low places. Those of low intelligence, questionable mores and no conscience. Resulting in the Great Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

And this week saw a new claim from Rooster. That if He can show on-site management grounds to get the Undesirable Neighbours evicted, that management has agreed to evict them. So Rooster and his Forces of Chicken  have been taking notes, and some pictures as well, to build a case against the Undesirable Neighbours to get them tossed.      

Just to be clear, Rooster has ordered his significant other to indecently expose herself to the Undesirable neighbours – on multiple occasions – which she has rushed to do, Rooster has bragged of stealing, Rooster has vandalized, His significant other has vandalized Fernbrook property, Rooster has trespassed repeatedly, Rooster has repeatedly engaged in harassing behavior, has encouraged others to harass… and now Rooster has been given the green light to work on an eviction.


The effects of indecent exposure on a typical Undesirable Neighbour in Fernbrook Resort
In other news the Force of Chicken are still fleshing out their plans to burglarize Undesirable Neighbours. One of Rooster’s most recent recruits has bragged that he can open any lock in Fernbrook, including that of the Undesirable Neighbours. And will do so for his liege at his request.

Well, at least we know where to send the constabulary the next time a locked door crime is committed within the confines of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"First the Undesirable Neighbours, than Millgrove," claimed this little chick.

So the chickens are definitely running the asylum, and they are slowly winning the Great Chicken War.






Sunday, April 23, 2017

Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?



Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?


I see a bad a moon a rising...


It’s been said that a Full Moon brings out the craziness in people. Is that true? I don’t know. So you’ll have to be the judge after reading this entertaining tail err... tale of questionable behaviours.

Now, in times of war a Great and Powerful Rooster’s work is never done. And Rooster’s latest salvo? That the Undesirable Neighbours have severe mental problems. And should be professionally examined.

Coincidentally, Rooster is the kind of chicken who mocks people because of their vertical challenges, because of their low rent job, because they can’t handle their drink, because… well anything is a reason to prove how superior He is to others. But He never says anything to their face. To their face He is always their friend. So He can control them. What a great friend! Some people at Fernbrook Resort Freelton don’t know who their real friends are. So they side with the chickens. Which is sad.

But if a Great and Powerful Rooster can mock the behaviours of others then maybe it’s time that Rooster (and His family’s) behaviours were brought under the microscope as well.

"The Great and Powerful Rooster controls the weak-minded of Fernbrook Resort Freelton
Now, according to one Undesirable Neighbour family, Rhode Island Red likes to sunbathe topless in her yard. They’ve never said anything because hey it’s a free country. What a person does on their own property is their own private business. Rhode Island Red even told Rooster that she was sunbathing topless. And He gave His permission. AS long as the Undesirable Neighbour didn’t see her. Because, “I don’t want them seeing her tit-tays, only I can see them.” And yes, He uses the juvenile accented form of referring to a woman’s breasts when speaking of same. Red replied that, “they didn’t see anything. They were out working in another part of the yard.”

But the Undesirable Neighbour did see. And did overhear their later conversation. But out of politeness and neighborliness did not say anything. So as not to cause problems.

Strangely, many months after this incident, the Great and Powerful Rooster ordered Rhode Island Red to flounce around publicly topless when they knew the Undesirable Neighbour would see her. Which she rushed to do. And which resulted in a Secrets of Fernbrook Resorts story: The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?  (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html)


But that’s not the end of it… it gets worse.

Earlier this year the Undesirable Neighbour was given a Full Moon display by Rhode Island Red. Yeah, she bent right over 180 degrees stark naked and displayed herself to the Undesirable Neighbour. A complete and long lasting full moon. Everything was on display. According to the Undesirable Neighbour he thought it was an accident and quickly turned away as if nothing had happened. But then he heard Rooster say, “Rats, I guess he didn’t see.”

What kind of person would show their neighbour a full moon?
However the Undesirable Neighbour did see. Though never spoke of it out of not wanting to identify Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s most horrible pair of boobs.

But after being told of Rooster questioning the sanity of some Undesirable Neighbours… he decided to shed some light on the mental health issues faced by the Great and Powerful of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

Which we have passed on because discussing mental illnesses is the first step to a cure.

Because imagine being such a control freak that you can order your significant other to display herself naked in front of others. That certainly doesn’t seem normal.

And if someone purposely exposes themselves to others… is that normal?

"I'll show you mine even if you don't show me yours," crowed Rhode Island Red'
Still, this doesn’t clear up the mental health issues of one certain Undesirable Neighbour.

But it certainly looks like a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon may have identified at least two chickens who may have mental health issues worthy of examination.

And a horrible pair of boobs to boot.



Get your mind out of the gutter, this is a full moon. Two of them in fact.




Saturday, April 22, 2017

Rooster Returns and Nothing Changes at Fernbrook Resort Freelton.



Rooster Returns and Nothing Changes at Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"Adoring Fernbrook residents await the return of the Great and Powerful Rooster."

Well, the Great and Powerful Rooster, looking noticeably different, returned to Fernbrook Resort Freelton after what he termed was a successful trip to visit the Law Offices of Monsieur Law Cat Jr. and then a short speech at the United Nations.

'I don't dye my feather's," confirmed the Great and powerful Rooster, "that's just a vicious rumour."

“I told them,” Rooster told his friends, “That if they didn’t agree with me that they were wrong. Then I told them that we don’t need their help… that they need our help. And that they were no better than a Millgrov-ian.”

A statement to which the natives of Fernbrook Resort Freelton cheered.

Next the Great and Powerful Rooster marched over to the home of some Undesirable Neighbours, trespassed behind their trailer, tossed some garbage, and then ran away.
"When Rooster crows I immediately come," said one of Rooster's cronies.

And the crowd cheered again.

“Ha ha ha ha,” crowed Rooster, “I am even more powerfuler and more greater than when I left. I can do whatever I want whenever I want and neighbours can watch me and will not speak out against me. Because I am popular. And being popular trumps right.”

The Great and Powerful Rooster also crowed that some of Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s would like to put a serious beat down on the neighbour for their horrible behavior and actions that so embarrass Fernbrook Resort and their citizens.

Which I think is a great idea. Once again the last thing Fernbrook Resort wants are people who stand up to chickens. People who expect others if, they can not be adults, to at least act like adults. In a mature and responsible manner.

"I will fight for Rooster because he's too chicken too fight for himself!"
“That’s just stupid,” remarked Rooster to the narrator. “If people were responsible or acted like adults than they I wouldn’t be able to manipulate them into doing what I am too chicken to do myself.”

Personally I would like to see this fight take place.

But I know it will never happen.

How do I know?

Because chickens are all cock with no action. Impotent.

Sorry… they’re all talk with no action. Unless your backside is turned to them. Rooster and his cock loving friends love backsides. But lets not go there.