No! Rooster and Lapchicken are not some new crime fighting duo.
In fact they’re just the opposite, they’re a petty pair of childish troublemakers that are dragging the once good name of Fernbrook Resort through the mud with their puerile actions.
And what was their latest adolescent antic?
Allegedly the pair enjoy playing tricks with the communal washers and dryers used by the Fernbrook Resort community. Such as changing the temperature selectors. I.e if a resident selects hot water they’ll switch it to warm or to cold or to anything other than hot. Or they’ll toss in clothing that is contrary to the washer’s content i.e. coloureds with a load of whites.
What the pair hope to gain or to prove by such silliness is beyond me.
But I don’t know which is more surprising… the fact that a pair of adult aged chickens act worse then a pair of newly hatched chicks… or that somehow the small brained pair actually figured how to manipulate the controls of a device as complicated as a washing machine.
Cock-a-doodle-grow up!
And you don’t need a Chicken to English dictionary to translate that.
Unless you’re a Rooster or a little Lapchicken.
Then you’ll need it spelled out to you.
Using little tiny chicken scratches in the dirt.
Seriously.
I’m not joking.
Chicken scratches in the dirt.
(And quite honestly I wonder if even that simple linguistic rendering might be too taxing for the small brained pair.)
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