Saturday, July 12, 2014

Fresh Feces Flung at Fernbrook Resort, Freelton

I guess that silly cluck who was hiding desiccated dog feces didn’t have the time to dehydrate their dog’s feces.

Or else their Chinese manufactured K-tel food dehydrator broke from overuse.

Is their anything of Chinese manufacture that doesn’t break twelve minutes after the warranty expires?

Anyway, whatever their reason, they changed their game and deposited some freshly manufactured dog
feces to be stepped on.

And of course it was stepped on.

Hmmm… how does planting dog feces, whether desiccated or fresh, solve someone’s problems?

I guess that’s kind of like asking what came first – the chicken… or the egg?  

But here’s something to think about - maybe roosters actually crow cock-a-doodle-poo every morning at the crack of dawn. It’s entirely possible. Of course the only way we’ll know for sure would be to ask one.

I wonder where one can purchase one of those chicken-to-human dictionaries so that chicken clucks can be converted to something understandable?

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