Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Employee Caught Brown-handed Depositing Dog Feces onto Resident Properties

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Employee Caught Brown-handed Depositing Dog Feces onto Resident Properties

Wow.

Around 11 AM local time Tuesday July 22nd, 2014 a young employee of Fernbrook Resort of Freelton was removing accumulated brush etc. from a neighbor property. Upon completion of the task the employee removed something from the Fernbrook Resort official pick up truck and entered that same neighbor’s open garage, bent down and quickly wiped something onto the surface before chicken-strutting back into the Fernbrook Resort corporate vehicle and leisurely driving off.  

Curious, I walked over to see if something was missing from the neighbor’s garage. Althougn I’m not certain nothing appeared to be missing. Though there was something of an addition. A big smear of freshly manufactured dog feces.

I haven’t seen the neighbor’s yet to tell them.

But the culprit has been caught brown-handed.

If indeed he is the only culprit.

Why?

Well, the feces (whether desiccated or fresh) actually started appearing on property(s) before that brown-handed employee was employed at Fernbrook Resort. So it seems unlikely that he is the sole perpetrator of these fecal crimes.

Coincidentally, who is young Master Brown-hands best friend at Fernbrook Resort?

Well, surprise, surprise, surprise if it isn’t a talking Rooster. And not a regular rooster but a Rooster with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Yeah that’s right – Rooster has tamed himself a little lap dog (or in this case a spineless tiny-brained lap chicken) to do his bidding.

Here’s a question for any reader… Who do you feel sorrier for? A cowardly svengali Rooster who gets his kicks out of petty childish antics? Or Rooster’s simple minded lap chicken who’s easier to manipulate then a pawn on a chessboard. I don’t even want to know.

But you know… perhaps this has the makings of a great Grade B movie... And we’ve already got the title picked out - Fecal Attraction.

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