Once upon a time Fernbrook Resort of Freelton (Hamilton) Ontario, Canada was a renowned nudist colony.
However the former Four Seasons Resort was sold and new mismanagement (sorry - Freudian slip, ahem) management took over.
And the once fashionable resort has been fast tracking it on the lane to 'Whatever happened to... ?' ever since.
Now the new mismanagement err... management quickly changed things - namely the name (rechristened to Fernbrook) and the amount of textiles used to cover a person's body. Where once clothing was optional... it became mandatory.
Which has upset residents to no end.
In fact they were so mad that they considered holding a nude sit in. However this was cancelled due to inclement weather. It never rains at Fernbrook Resort - it only pours. Which, unusally, is a welcome relief. The perepetual black clouds chase away the swarms of bloodsucking black flies that hover continuously over the rapidly running down hill resort. The good fortune of the bad weather also momentarily chases the giant mosquitoes away from Fernbrook Resort of Freelton. But they always return.
However, as a result, the once former nudists are moving out in swarms. And we're not moving out just because of the ban on nudity but also because the new management is letting what was once a well-cared for a well-tended place go to the cats.
Quite literally.
As will be examined in a future post.
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