So, I’m outside in the yard and Rhode Island Red pulls up in her classy henmobile and begins to unload groceries. Being a little bit of a gentleman (a very little bit) I decided that I would do the gentlemanly thing. Which was an offer to help with the carrying. And of course Red quickly clucked her acceptance to my offer.
Funny thing is, is that on closer inspection her family’s’ entire diet appears to consist entirely of Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ (now with 10% more mealworms). Yeah, that’s right, the contents of every bag and box (as far as I could see) contained nothing but little 2 kilo sacks of Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ (now with 10% more mealworms).
Being a little bit polite (a very little bit) I said, “boy Red that Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ (now with 10% more mealworms) sure looks delicious. Would you mind scattering some of that on the ground for me some time so I could give it a try?”
Quite honestly I was just being polite (just a very little bit) – Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ with or without the extra mealworms have never been staples in our family’s diet. Truthfully we find them to be quite disagreeable. Sorry Purina.
And you would never guess what happened next.
So of course I’ll tell you.
Rhode Island Red begins gabbling unintelligibly (we still don’t have that Chicken-to-English Dictionary) before she flies up to the peak of her double-wide mansion and begins to cackle something that sounded similar to, “Silly boy… Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ is for chickens… its for chickens!”
She crowed this phrase three time in quick succession before she bounced down the roof. Upon reaching the earth she ran off due west in a zig-zag fashion gabbling so loud that, once again, you would think that she was announcing that the sky was falling.
That was two weeks ago and no one has seen her since.
I guess she really likes Purina Instant Rooster Chow ™ (now with 10% more mealworms).
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